1) update the story goddammit my mom and I miss having the laughs
2) assuming you're not actually a troll and instead in fact
attempting to be serious, I couldn't help but realize the other day all the similarities you share with another well-known infamously bad "writer" Tara Gilesbie:
- Both of you believe you're the true definition of a thing when you both continually make it clear that you aren't. (Tara, the self-proclaimed goth, and you, the self-proclaimed Christian)
- Tara turned all the characters she liked from Harry Potter into fellow goths that practiced Satanism in her fan fiction My Immortal. You turned all the characters you liked from Twilight and turned them into devout Christians that practiced God's Good Will in your series Brewdening Love.
- Both self-inserts (Ebony and Joan) are practically polar opposites of one another (Ebony, the Satanic gothic vampire, and Joan, the wholesome Christian novice)
- Both of you (Tara and Erin) bitch about "flamers" and how if they don't agree with you they're the things you don't like (ie "sinnars" in your case and "posers" or "preps" in Tara's)
- Both of you have close friends similar to that of yourself (Raven in Tara's case and Jenny in yours) with whom you had a short quarrel that ended in a reconciliation.
- Tara is responsible for the creation of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, an obvious self-insert and Mary Sue. You're responsible for the creation of Joan St. Sanctuary Louisa-Smithe, an obvious self-insert and Mary Sue.
- Neither of you know how to use proper grammar nor proper syntax.
- Both of you use the word "sexah" to describe your fictional mate. (Which instantly had me thinking of you when listening to a dramatic reading of My Immortal which also implies the possibility of you being a troll purposely trying to emulate Tara?)
- Neither of you can take criticism.
- Both of you seem to believe in the No True Scotsman fallacy.
- Both your characters (Ebony and Joan) are supposedly "not sluts" even though, as shown, they really are.
- Both you and Tara enjoy bashing those who do not subscribe to the things either of you are interested in/fit the criteria of. (ie "preps" and "sinnars")
and then of course there are the differences
- She's primarily a Harry Potter fan.
- You're primarily a Twilight fan.
- She's a Satanist who hates Christians.
- You're a Christian that hates Satanists.
- She's a goth who hates preps
- You're (what I guess would constitute as) a prep that (as far as I know???) hates goths.
- Tara Gilesbie was a self-proclaimed "goth" that allegedly practiced Satanism.
- You are a self-proclaimed "Christian" that allegedly practices God's Good Will which includes believing in forgiveness and love and yadda yadda yadda
CONCLUSION:
- You are in fact a troll trying to emulate Tara Gilesbie
- YOU NEED TO UPDATE THE STORY I NEED THE FUCKING LAUGHS
- I'm spending too much time on analyzing this whole fiasco and that's most likely because I'm a fresh high school graduate with nothing better to do who won't be thinking about attending college until January.
- I ship Joan St. Sanctuary Louisa-Smithe with Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I ship it hard.