FIRST! Erin... you have no fucking clue what Sexy would be.

Also... nice to know you're ignoring us... cause YOU JUST FAILED AT IT!

...o_o; Crap. I just lost the game.

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A/N: I haven updated becase I have bean buzy with school and stuf. But now I will do lots of udates to mak up for not doin them. FUC OFF SINNARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111[/Erin]

The one and shift key would like to talk to you… THEY'RE QUITTING!

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MY HOUSE WAS FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111[/Erin]

It was? How the fuck did you live in it if it was fire! Also, I thought I told you that your one and shift key quit.

[Erin]I sceamed and ran to my hose hopping my dad wasn;t in ther, but he was at work so i stoped caring about him. [/Erin]

You are an inconsiderate bitch, you know that? If I was your father I'd be sending you off to a strict ALL GIRL boarding school. One that uses paddles.

[Erin]"Brain we have to call the fighters!!!!" I yellowed to brian but he had ran away. The house bunt down to ash and then I cryed. I dint no wear to go so I went to Wards hose walking in a sad but sexah way. Charlises meat me at the door and I told him upsetedly what had happened. [/Erin]

I bet you use this as an excuse to live at the Cullen's you stupid fuck.

[Erin]"Is your dad k?" assed charlises.

"Yeh, he was at work at the hospital so he was out of the home." I told charlises cryingly. I hated live. I fought about God and that made me happyer.[/Erin]

CONSISTANCY MOTHERFUCKER!!! DO YOU USE IT?

The answer would be no.

[Erin]Insude was Ward and Jas and Al and Rose and Em and Becca and Jenny. They wear all slitting on the couch weighting for me. Ward brought me down onto his nee. I codded him and talled him bot the fire and that my house was not a pile of doust. Wadr plucked my tears with his fingers and raped his hands round me erotically. I gave him my best seductive eye. [/Erin]

Guess the tears froze from his cold skin and jeeze with the raping!

[Erin]"We will buld you a new home." Said em and then he and japer left to go to were my house was. They had to buld me a new hose befour dad got home or he woold be mad that all the alcohol got bunt.[/Erin]

Because TWO vampires can build a house in a few hours… BULLSHIT!

[Erin]The next day I was at school wen ward came up to me and said
"There is somethin suspesious about brain." He told me secetly. I got scarred becase his vouce was dark and growly and not sexah but evil.
"Y?" I assed.[/Erin]

Your ass must be big since you ass stuff a lot.

[Erin]Word walled away and brain came to me.
"Hey, Joms." Sory botu your house." Said brian. [/Erin]

We now have proof that Joms is actually Joan. This is all in her head, she's locked up in the loony bin with Emily.

[Erin]"It's K, we got a new 1 now." I told him, I was locking at him to see why word hated him but I gessed it was becase he was jeelous of brian taking my attesion away from him. [/Erin]

No you don't. Houses aren't built in a day.

[Erin]Thats god' said brain and we wled to cass together.
The shool day ended and I went home, Ward came with me to the new jouse em and rose had bult. It looked the same as the old one but it was cutter.[/Erin]

So now one woman built it in less than a day? Gods you're an idiot.

[Erin]We wen inside and there was BRIAN WITH MY DAD IN HANDYCUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111[/Erin]

Shift+1 key: LEAVE US ALONE!

[Erin]"WHAT ARE OU DOING???????????????" I SCREMED SO HATD THE WINDOWS SHAKED.[/Erin]

/ key: Great, now she's abusing me.

[Erin]"I am aresing your father becase he is a drug deelar." Barin told me.
"YOU CANT ARESS HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I got anger reely bad. Who was this fake chritan. [/Erin]

Yep… anyone that pisses Joan off is a fake Christian… idiot.

[Erin]"I can, I am the FBI and I bunt down your hose." Bvrian said. "I was underclover to invessigate you fatter."[/Erin]

So he burnt down your house? Bullshit.

[Erin]I walled up to brian but he punchewd me in the face, it hurt.[/Erin]

WOOT! BRIAN ROCKS! PUNCH THE BITCH SLUT! SHE DESERVES IT!

[Erin]"WHAT DID YU DO THAT FOUR??????????????" Wardy yellowed.[/Erin]

Brian: Because you're a selfish slut who doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone but yourself. You deserve worse than a punch. I'm arresting you also for the murder of the shift, one, and backslash key. Oh and because of how crazy you are I'm taking you to Arkham Asylum, I'm sure the Joker will have fun making you his bitch.

And so Erin was taken from Forks, shoved into Gotham's famous insane asylum where she was quickly killed by the inmates for being annoying. The End.

[Erin]"Becase I am the FBI and I can," Said brin then he lead to the cop car and put dad in it.

They drove away[/Erin]

And left you to live with the cullens… how convenient. Gods you need to be smacked… hard, a lot.

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A/N: Severs Joans dad rite for beaning an drunk.[/Erin]

I can't wait for you to get smacked for being such a fucking bitch.

I've gotta admit, this is the most lulzy chapter you ever wrote.

I sceamed and ran to my hose hopping my dad wasn;t in ther, but he was at work so i stoped caring about him.

Erin, you have NO idea how hard that made me laugh. Even though I currently am not in such a good mood. But honestly, this almost made me fall off my chair. Thank you. So much. xD

Okay, it was the job part that really made me crack up. You can't not be a troll. But LMAO

Agreed, agreed. xD

Your house is fire? I think you mean your hosue was on fire.

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Jhonen Vasquez is my god.

I used to think I was epic fail, but then I read Twilight

Brb, changing my signature to "I AM THE FBI. I CAN DO EVERYTHING BECAUSE I AM THE FBI."

He he he

I hate you. >(