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Chapter One: Genesis

Erin: ok hello everyone I want to let you knwo that I'm the BIGGEST Twilight ever! I've read all the boks and seen da movie -OMFG isn't Cullin HAWT. So hot. ok now iv writon a storie about wut wold happen id I were bella1 Because shes a dirte bithc so i want you to see it and tel moi what you think!! So LOTS OF REVOWS PLZ! lov you God xoxoxoxo

I hud to put my storie up hear becose the meenies at FF.net deleated it but I am glad the Jew and the Bird are gone and aint flaming me anymore

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I walked into the room and HE waz siting over by the coner of my english class, prefectly sitting by the corner in a desk. I thought he was a god (Erin: not god God because I luv god and thats blamsphemi, so fuc off sinars) becoz he looked so darmn hot, like that guy who used to be on Smalvile befor he got fat so now I watch supernatural becoz fat man is always in my head now.

I giglied when he lookd at mwah and Edwards looked away seeming to snarlingly. I flacked my long brown hare hoppping to git his atention. I hav long brown hair that reatches my btomm, in a smooth long thing with a hairclip and such. I have hotr eyeliner with lots of blue mascara becoz it goes with moi eyes you see becoz they are blu. and i'm wearing a loose wite blows with a cute leather belt and a long black skirt becoz its sexy but not whory and its a sin to be a whor tunles ur Mary Magdalin, but shes daed anyway.

Edward looked back to me and loked away agin. It was rood and I farroed my brow confusedly at hymn, but decided but hes sex-ah so Ill let him get away with it (The Lord teeches us to forgave).

I walked over, with evry eye on the room on me because Im so darmn H-O-T (I've been told this mnay times so I know it is true( and i sit on his desk and he looks up and has bronze eyes that are sexy in a brewding way (erin: FORSHADOWING!! He is brewdy but if you havnt reed the boks you'd already no that!)

He looks up to me and I look dwn to him loking up to me. He then speaks, in a quiet brewding voice.

"Who are you?" he aks and why are you on my desk?

So i winks at him and tell him he's cute, but then class starts and i sit down and watch him.

He is so hot and I dcide want to be his boyfriend. He looks at me and turns away agin.

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So yeeeeeeeah thats my storie tell me what you hink with your revieows! so glad to have writing it i'm happi ass now! GOD LOVES YOU ALL! XOXOXOXOXO! :3
this is mi story were me n EDWARD CULLEN fight the eval Jomes and stuff. I Luv Twilight and EDWARD is the HOTEST EVA
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virtualPanic Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Student Writer
Man fuck you guys this is the best fanfic I've ever read (joke)))))))
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Arabascan Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013
I hope that this is a parody. If not, it is one of the biggest insults to the hundreds and thousands of years humanity put into evolving a language I saw so far.
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TheThirdReviewer Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013   General Artist
You are so hung up on blasphemy and yet you watch Supernatural. How does that factor in to your precious Jesus-freak sensibilities?
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MidnightShadows24 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hell no. I refuse to believe that Erin watches Supernatural. :iconthrowplz:
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TheThirdReviewer Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013   General Artist
Understandable.
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raelooo Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
holy fuck
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Surgeon-Scone Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
12,472 views as of this post.

Why...

Dear God, why...
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TheThirdReviewer Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013   General Artist
She's funny. And the comments are gold.
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Surgeon-Scone Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
But... the horror...
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TheThirdReviewer Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013   General Artist
i know right
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